Posted on Tuesday 22Aug06, at 12:41 pm.   I've decided how my own funeral will go. You will all be witness to this event. The entry music will be "Steve's Last Night In Town", which everyone will consider awkward. I will be cremated, so all that will remain of me are the ashes. They will be in a Folger's coffee tin. If it was good enough for Donny, it's good enough for me. My sister-in-law's father was a Folger's CEO, I am sure he can make this happen. There will be a roast for me, given by anyone who has something bad to say about me. I expect all my friends to have prime material. When speaking of me, you must hold the coffee tin. At this ceremony, there will be food and alchohol. And lots of it. And cake and assorted pies. It will end with my burial. None of this "place casket and walk away" shit. Shane will dig a hole, because he makes the fancy holes. It's his job. I will be planted, and a sapling will be placed on top. The atendees will then dance around said tree. See below. Posted on Tuesday 22Aug06, at 5:06 pm. by Tribute. Cake and assorted pies, eh? That's good enough for me to make the trek. Although getting me to dance around a tree might take some work. Applicable material © Shaezer, Hite, DG